Donald Rumsfeld is giving President Bush his daily briefing on events from around the world. He concludes by saying: “Oh, and yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident”.
“OH MY GOD!”, the President exclaims. “That’s terrible!”
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and asks:
“How many is a Brazillion again?”
Thanks very much, I’m here all week.